I stumbled across these the other day
Some funny, some stupid, some downright disgusting, and some that are just wtf moments.
In Alabama
Incestuous marriages are legal
You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.
(Guess there's no creaming your jeans there then
)
Dominoes may not be played on Sunday.
In Alaska
It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.
Moose may not be viewed from an airplane.
(so by pushing the moose out, two laws are broken? )
While it is legal to shoot bears, waking a sleeping bear for the purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited.
In Arizone
It is illegal to manufacture imitation cocaine.
You may not have more than two dildos in a house.
Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.
(wouldn't be very comfortable in there anyway would it?)
In Arkansas
Oral sex is considered to be sodomy.
A law provides that school teachers who bob their hair will not get a raise.
A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.
In California
No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.
Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.
(how do they know though?)
It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
In Colorado
It is illegal to ride a horse while under the influence.
(although, that's not so weird, because that's the same pretty much everywhere, classified as DUI, I've done it before, never got caught though
)
It is illegal for liquor stores to sell food or grocery stores to sell any alcohol except beer that is at most 3.
One may not mutilate a rock in a state park.
In Connecticut
It is illegal to discharge a firearm from a public highway
In order for a pickle to officially be considered a pickle, it must bounce.
It is illegal to dispose of used razor blades.
In Delaware
It is illegal to fly over any body of water, unless one is carrying sufficient supplies of food and drink.
“R” rated movies shall not be shown at drive-in theaters.
In Florida
You may not fart in a public place after 6 PM.
(Oops, sorry
)
It is illegal to sell your children.
(Damn!)
You may not kiss your wife’s breasts.
In Georgia
All sex toys are banned.
(well, that's not much fun then is it?)
While Georgia operates its own lottery, it “protects” its citizens by making it illegal to promote a private lottery
The term “sadomasochistic abuse” is defined so broadly, that it could possibly be applied to a person handcuffing another in a clown suit.
In Hawaii
Billboards are outlawed.
All residents may be fined as a result of not owning a boat.
Coins are not allowed to be placed in one’s ears.
In Idaho
Illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds.
You may not fish on a camel’s back.
Riding a merry-go-round on Sundays is considered a crime.
In Illinois
The English language is not to be spoken.
(Me non comprende
)
You must contact the police before entering the city in an automobile.
You may be arrested for vagrancy if you do not have at least one dollar bill on your person.
In Indiana
It is illegal for a man to be sexually aroused in public.
A man over the age of 18 may be arrested for statutory rape if the passenger in his car is not wearing her socks and shoes, and is under the age of 17
Oral sex is illegal.
In Iowa
Kisses may last for no more than five minutes.
A man with a moustache may never kiss a woman in public.
(well, that's a bit discriminatory)
It is a violation of the law to sell or distribute drugs or narcotics without having first obtained the appropriate Iowa drug tax stamp.
In Kansas
If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed.
(um, how?)
Pedestrians crossing the highways at night must wear tail lights.
Rabbits may not be shot from motorboats.
In Kentucky
Throwing eggs at a public speaker could result in up to one year in prison.
One may not dye a duckling blue and offer it for sale unless more than six are for sale at once.
Dogs may not molest cars.
In Louisiana
“Fake” wrestling matches are prohibited.
(what?)
It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol.
Persons could land in jail for up to ten years for stealing an alligator.
In Maine
After January 14th you will be charged a fine for having your Christmas decorations still up.
You may not step out of a plane in flight
Shotguns are required to be taken to church in the event of a Native American attack.
In Maryland
Oral sex can not be given or received anywhere
It’s illegal to throw bales of hay from a second-story window within the Baltimore city limits.
Thistles may not grow in one’s yard.
In Massachusetts
All men must carry a rifle to church on Sunday.
Hunting on Sundays is prohibited.
(but they must carry a gun to church, please explain?)
A woman can not be on top in sexual activities.
In Michigan
You may not swear in front of women and children.
There is a law that makes it legal for a farmer to sleep with his pigs, cows, horses, goats, and chickens.
Couples are banned from making love in an automobile unless the act takes place while the vehicle is parked on the couple’s own property.
In Minnesota
All bathtubs must have feet.
Red cars may not drive down Lake Street, Minneapolis.
Hamburgers may not be eaten on Sundays in St Cloud.
In Mississippi
If one is a parent to two illegitimate children, that person will go to jail for at least one month
Adultery or Fornication (living togeather while not married or having sex with someone that is not your spouse) results in a fine of $500 and/or 6 months in prison
(I guess you can't try before you buy then)
It is unlawful to shave in the center of main street, Tylertown
In Missouri
In Kansas City, minors are not allowed to purchase cap pistols, however they may buy shotguns freely.
It is not illegal to speed.
Single men between the ages of twenty-one and fifty must pay an annual tax of one dollar (enacted 1820).
In Montana
Seven or more indians are considered a raiding or war party and it is legal to shoot them.
It is illegal for a man and a woman to have sex in any other position other than missionary style
It is a felony for a wife to open her husband’s mail.
In Nebraska
It is illegal to fly a plane while drunk.
Persons with gonorrhea may not marry.
It is illegal for bar owners to sell beer unless they are simultaneously brewing a kettle of soup.
In Nevada
It’s still “legal” to hang someone for shooting your dog on your property.
It is illegal to drive a camel on the highway.
In New Hampshire
You cannot sell the clothes you are wearing to pay off a gambling debt.
You may not tap your feet, nod your head, or in any way keep time to the music in a tavern, restaurant, or cafe.
You may not tap your feet, nod your head, or in any way keep time to the music in a tavern, restaurant, or cafe.
In New Jersey
You cannot pump your own gas.
You may not slurp your soup
The third Thursday of October is designated as “New Jersey Credit Union Day” and citizens of the state should observe the day with “appropriate activities and programs”.
In New Mexico
Idiots may not vote.
(lmfao!)
State officials ordered 400 words of “sexually explicit material” to be cut from Romeo and Juliet.
In New York
Women may go topless in public, providing it is not being used as a business.
Citizens may not greet each other by “putting one’s thumb to the nose and wiggling the finger
The penalty for jumping off a building is death.
(funny that)
In North Carolina
It’s against the law to sing off key.
No one may be a professional fortune-teller, and if one wishes to pursue the practice as an amateur, it must be practiced in a school or church.
Elephants may not be used to plow cotton fields.
In North Dakota
It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on.
Beer and pretzels can’t be served at the same time in any bar or restaurant.
It is legal to shoot an Indian on horseback, provided you are in a covered wagon.
In Ohio
It is illegal to get a fish drunk.
No one may be arrested on Sunday or on the Fourth of July.
It is illegal for more than five women to live in a house.
In Oklahoma
Oklahoma will not tolerate anyone taking a bite out of another’s hamburger.
(Sorry Garth, it's illegal for me to share)
It is illegal to wear your boots to bed.
Whaling is illegal.
(Funny that, considering the state is landlocked)
In Oregon
An adult may not show a minor any piece of classical artwork which depicts sexual excitement.
It is illegal to buy or sell marijuana, but it is legal to smoke it on your own property.
It is illegal to whisper “dirty” things in your lover’s ear during sex.
(well that takes the fun out of it)
In Pennsylvania
It it illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator outdoors.
Ministers are forbidden from performing marriages when either the bride or groom is drunk.
You may not catch a fish by any body part except the mouth.
In Rhode Island
No one may bite off another's leg.
(ey?)
One must make a loud noise before passing a car on the left.
Any marriage where either of the parties is an idiot or lunatic is null and void.
(O_o)
In South Carolina
It is illegal to display a confederate flag on a courthouse.
No work may be done on Sunday.
(Hey, I can handle that)
A person must be eighteen years old to play a pinball machine.
In South Dakota
No horses are allowed into Fountain Inn unless they are wearing pants
Movies that show police officers being struck, beaten, or treated in an offensive manner are forbidden.
It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory.
In Tennessee
Interracial marriages are illegal.
(I thought the US had been desegregated?)
Driving is not to be done while asleep.
No Christian parent may require their children to pick up trash from the highway on Easter day.
In Texas
Homosexual behavior is a misdemeanor offense.
The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.
It is illegal to milk another person’s cow
In Utah
It is illegal not to drink milk
It is illegal to cause a catastrophe.
No one may have sex in the back of an ambulance if it is responding to an emergency call.
In Vermont
At one time it was illegal to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole.
It is illegal to deny the existence of God
(so fuck all you evolutionists)
Women must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth.
In Virginia
You may not have oral or anal sex.
Children are not to go trick-or-treating on Halloween.
It is illegal to tickle women.
In Washington
No person may walk about in public if he or she has the common cold.
X-rays may not be used to fit shoes
It is illegal to paint polka dots on the American flag.
In West Virginia
It is legal for a male to have sex with an animal as long as it does not exceed 40 lbs.
According to the state constitution, it is unlawful for anyone to own a red or a black flag.
Roadkill may be taken home for supper.
In Wisconsin
Condoms were considered an obsene article and had to hidden behind the pharmacist’s counter.
At one time, margarine was illegal.
Livestock have the right-of-way on public roads.
(that's not weird though, that's compulsory everywhere, at least on country roads anyway, I know that for a fact)
In Wyoming
You may not take a picture of a rabbit from January to April without an official permit.
In Cheyenne, It is illegal to spit on the steps of a school.
If one is drunk in a mine, he or she could land in jail for up to a year.
Subject: Weird Laws 
Fri Jul 04, 2008 6:12 am
